LOL, DOUBLE POSTING WITH THE SRS BZNS.
KUEI HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE A VERY IMPORTANT MOMENT IN HIS LIFE. I AM GREATLY HONORED AND CONSIDERED SPECIAL FOR SUCH AN HONOR. IT’S A WHOA KINDA HONOR, LIKE… BUFF!IROH KINDA WHOA. REALLY. HERE IT IS:
KUEI HAD A BLOW JOB THREESOME.
LAST NIGHT, IN THE CHAT, KUEI (OTHERWISE KNOWN AS “THE EARTH KING”) LOST HIS “BJ” VIRGINITY. AS IN, AZULA AND GIRL!HARU DECIDED TO TEACH HIM ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. AND LOLLIPOPS. IT’S A LONG STORY, BUT IF YOU HAD BEEN IN THE CHAT LIKE I TOLD YOU TOO, THEN YOU WOULD NOT HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE.
THE EARTH KING WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO ANNOUNCE WITH GREAT JUBILATION:
SEX BAN NOW CANCELLED!!!
HE’S THE FUCKING EARTH KING… SO HE CAN. THAT AND AZULA SAYS SO TOO. AND YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY NO TO AZULA. EVER.
THE EARTH KING WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO A SEXY PARTY AT LAKE LAOGAI...
NOW.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW…WANTS YOU START BEING ACTIVE…YOU GET ADDICTED AND YOU NEVER STOP.
FOR REALS.