ON MY GREAT EXPEDITION THOROUGHT THE ENTIRE WORLD, I FOUND THIS THING:

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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. IT HAS ALSO COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. THERE IS ONLY ONE LOGICAL EXPLANATION...

THE DAI LI MUST HAVE BEEN RE-ESTABLISHED AND THE ORGANIZATION IS ATTEMPTING TO KIDNAP THE ENTIRE WORLD.OF COURSE THIS IS JUST A THEORY. BUT IT'S MY ( Read more... )

OKAY, SO ZUKO AND JET WERE WALKING ALONG, AND KATARA COMES UP TO THEM ON AN OSTRICH HORSE.
SHE GETS OFF THE OSTRICH HORSE, TAKES OFF ALL HER CLOTHES, AND PUTS THEM IN A PILE ON THE GROUND. THEN, SHE TURNS TO ZUKO, BUCK NAKED, AND SAYS: 'TAKE WHAT YOU WILL ( Read more... )

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

YOU MAY ALL NOW REJOICE ACCORDINGLY.

I BROUGHT CACTUS JUICE. AND FANCY GROSS FOODS. THAT I MADE. AND THAT YOU WILL EAT. OR ELSE.

KANNA, BB, I'M BACK!! I SORT OF GOT EATEN BY A SPIRIT PANDASHRIMP. DON'T LAUGH. D: IT WAS SLIMY.

DOOD. I WAS WONDERING WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN PEOPLE WENT TO. TURNS OUT THEY'RE ALL HERE.

GOOD JOB, M. NIGHT, ROUNDING 'EM UP LIKE THAT.

I HAD TO GO HOME TO VISIT MY FAMILY AND LAST NIGHT I SAW MY MOM KISSING A FAT BEARDED GUY DRESSED IN RED CARRYING A SACK FULL OF SOMETHING.

GENERAL IROH, WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MY MOM??

//TY LEE
OF COURSE, IT ISN'T IROH.

FOUND
BABIES

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MORTALS OF THE WORLD, I HAVE FOUND TROO LUV AND HIS NAME IS OH-HEAVE ( Read more... )

I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THIS ENTIRE TIME I WAS NOT ASIAN.

BUT IN FACT, WHITE.

MY CHILDREN, IS THIS TRUE? HAVE I BEEN LIED TOO ALL THESE YEARS?

OK. I'VE BEEN REALLY PATIENT AND HAVEN'T MENTIONED IT MUCH BUT..

WHERE THE *HELL* IS ZEI?!

I AM 6 MONTHS OR SO PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD, AND HE JUST GOES AND DISAPPPEARS. SO MUCH FOR SUPPORTING ME! PLUS I HAVE HOPE TO CARE FOR.. >c

SO IN SUMMARY, I HAVE NO ZEI OR THAN, OR NO DADDY FOR MY KIDS AND I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME. GENDER IS NOT AN ISSUE. I GO ( Read more... )