WHAT WHAT WHAT

[oblivious_dork]

WAIT A MINUTE.

SO YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT WOMEN BLEED FROM THEIR...PRIVATES ONCE A MONTH?!?

BUT WHAT WHY-

HOW DO THEY-

WOULDN'T THEY DIE FROM BLOODLOSS OR SOMETHING!?!

BUT IF THEY'RE BLEEDING HOW DO THEY-

WHAT.

WHAT.

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[killing_puppies]

ONCE A MONTH WE ALSO SHED OUR EXOSKELETONS AND SPEND THREE DAYS FEASTING ON YOUNG CHILDREN.

OH, AND THEN THERE'S THE RETRACTILE SPINES.

[oblivious_dork]

D:

I THOUGHT YOU DID THAT ANYWAY.

[professorzei]

:FACEPALMS: SHE'S LYING TO FREAK YOU OUT.

[killing_puppies]

I NEVER LIE.

[ozaionist]

..........I'M NOT TOUCHING THIS ONE.

[oblivious_dork]

...I WOULDN'T WANT TO TOUCH YOU, EITHER.

[oblivious_dork]

OH THANKS...HEY WAIT A MINUTE, HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF?

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

[oblivious_dork]

EIGHT?

EIGHT?

OH GOD, WHO DID THIS TO YOU, YOU POOR CHILD?

[sweetnnaive]

OH... *TURNS BRIGHT RED*

DID...DID YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN IT, SIR?

[oblivious_dork]

ONLY IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE EXPLAINING IT TO A TWENTY-THREE YEAR OLD MAN THAT YOU'VE ONLY JUST MET.

[sweetnnaive]

UH...WELL...I'VE EXPLAINED IT TO STRANGER PEOPLE...YOUNGER TOO...

*COVERS THE BASIC "HONEYBIRDS AND BUZZARDBEES" STUFF, AND MOVES INTO THE DETAILS OF WHAT IS UP THERE AND HOW IT WORKS*

/SONG

I REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS WITHOUT OPENLY SAYING IT ALL, LOL

[oblivious_dork]

...D:

I...I THINK I PREFERED THE VERSION WITH THE STALKBIRDS.

/EK

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THAT, LOL.

[jerkybender]

I HAVE HELPFUL SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATIONS FOR YOU. BOTH PAGES INVOLVE FANCY DIAGRAMS!

ALTERNATE EXPLANATION: WOMEN ARE LIKE ZOMBIES, FOR ONLY THEY CAN BLEED FOR A WEEK WITHOUT DYING OF BLOODLOSS. UH, BUT GOOD ZOMBIES. UM. *SIGH* MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ALICE COOPER EXPLAIN THINGS TO YOU.

WE'LL JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS SONG IS ABOUT SPOUSAL ABUSE, OKAY.

[oblivious_dork]

GOOD...ZOMBIES?

HALF THE HUMAN RACE IS MADE OF ZOMBIES?

WHAT?!

[professorzei]

:FACEPALMS: NO THEY ARE NOT. JUST READ THE BOOK I GAVE YOU.