WHAT WHAT WHAT

[oblivious_dork]

WAIT A MINUTE.

SO YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT WOMEN BLEED FROM THEIR...PRIVATES ONCE A MONTH?!?

BUT WHAT WHY-

HOW DO THEY-

WOULDN'T THEY DIE FROM BLOODLOSS OR SOMETHING!?!

BUT IF THEY'RE BLEEDING HOW DO THEY-

WHAT.

WHAT.

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[sweetnnaive]

OH... *TURNS BRIGHT RED*

DID...DID YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN IT, SIR?

[oblivious_dork]

ONLY IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE EXPLAINING IT TO A TWENTY-THREE YEAR OLD MAN THAT YOU'VE ONLY JUST MET.

[sweetnnaive]

UH...WELL...I'VE EXPLAINED IT TO STRANGER PEOPLE...YOUNGER TOO...

*COVERS THE BASIC "HONEYBIRDS AND BUZZARDBEES" STUFF, AND MOVES INTO THE DETAILS OF WHAT IS UP THERE AND HOW IT WORKS*

/SONG

I REALLY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS WITHOUT OPENLY SAYING IT ALL, LOL

[oblivious_dork]

...D:

I...I THINK I PREFERED THE VERSION WITH THE STALKBIRDS.

/EK

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THAT, LOL.

[sweetnnaive]

...IT WAS THE WAY MY MOTHER TOLD ME, AND IT WAS ALWAYS EASIER FOR ME LIKE THAT...SO...UH...YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?

/SONG

THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH SAYING WHERE THE WHOLE WORLD CAN READ, LOLOLOL

[oblivious_dork]

UM, I THINK SO.

...D:

NO.

/EK

I'M WITH YOU THERE.

[sweetnnaive]

YOU...DON'T?

OH BOY...UH...INSIDE A LADY'S TUMMY...THERE'S THIS THING THAT GROWS EVERY MONTH - IT'S NOT A BABY! IT HELPS TO FEED AND PROTECT THE BABY WHEN IT GROWS. BUT THAT THING IS ONLY GOOD FOR A MONTH, AND WHEN IT GETS UNUSABLE, IT COMES OUT THE SAME WAY THE BABY DOES...AND IT REGROWS AND STARTS AGAIN...

*CRINGES* YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?

[oblivious_dork]

...YOU MEAN WOMEN HAVE A THING IN THEIR STOMACHS THAT GROWS AND COMES OUT LIKE A BABY EVERY MONTH?

WAIT A MINUTE, DOES THIS MEAN WOMEN LAY EGGS?

[sweetnnaive]

OH HEAVENS..

NO THEY DO NOT LAY EGGS! THAT'S JUST SILLY!!
IT'S THE LINING THAT GIVES THE BABY FOOD THAT COMES OUT EVERY MONTH, AND IT'S ALL RED BECAUSE THERE WAS BLOODY RUNNING THROUGH IT BEFOREHAND!

*FALLS DOWN AND LOOKS SAD*

[oblivious_dork]

SONG, SOKKA SAID WOMEN ARE ZOMBIES!!!

[sweetnnaive]

WOMEN ARE NOT ZOMBIES!!

*STARTS TO CRY*

[oblivious_dork]

AAHHH! DON'T CRY!

WHY DO I HAVE THIS EFFECT ON SO MANY PEOPLE?! ;_;

[sweetnnaive]

*SNIFFLES*

IT'S SO HARD...WHY DIDN'T MOM HAVE THIS PROBLEM...

[oblivious_dork]

I'M SORRY. :(

[sweetnnaive]

*SOBS INTO THE EARTH KING'S SHOULDER*

/SONG

I AM ACTUALLY A LITTLE SAD. FOUND OUT THE CREATOR OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS DIED TODAY.

[oblivious_dork]

*PATS HEAD* THERE THERE, IT'S OK. WHY IS A NICE YOUNG GIRL LIKE YOU SO UPSET, ANYWAY? YOU CAN TELL ME.

/EK

OH YEAH I HEARD ABOUT THAT. =(