BECAUSE I'M A SPECIAL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE UNLIKE ANY OTHER, I DEMAND MY PAIRINGS ALSO BE UNIQUE IN ORDER TO BOOST MY FRAGILE SELF ESTEEM. SO ENJOY SOME CRACK UNDER THE CUT. NSFW, UNLESS YOUR WORK IS COOL ABOUT NAKED GIRLS, TITS, BOYS IN THEIR UNDIES, AND IMPLIED MARITAL INFIDELITY, IN WHICH CASE I WANT TO WORK WHEREVER YOU DO.
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