PENANCE TIME!

Aug 07, 2010 02:24

BECAUSE I'M A SPECIAL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE UNLIKE ANY OTHER, I DEMAND MY PAIRINGS ALSO BE UNIQUE IN ORDER TO BOOST MY FRAGILE SELF ESTEEM. SO ENJOY SOME CRACK UNDER THE CUT. NSFW, UNLESS YOUR WORK IS COOL ABOUT NAKED GIRLS, TITS, BOYS IN THEIR UNDIES, AND IMPLIED MARITAL INFIDELITY, IN WHICH CASE I WANT TO WORK WHEREVER YOU DO.



QUICK REMINDER: SELA IS LEE'S MOM FROM "ZUKO ALONE" AND THEY'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE CRACK SHIPS EVER. SINCE SHE'S MARRIED TO SOME DUDE ALREADY THOUGH (AND HE'S NOT AN ASSHOLE) WE'LL JUST SETTLE FOR POST-SEX CUDDLING. NOTE ZUZU'S LACK OF CLOTHES BESIDES HIS VEST. THE SONG LYRICS MAKE IT DEEP AND MEANINGFUL. (THAT'S MY EXCUSE FOR DRAWING CRACK PAIRINGS AND I'M STICKING TO IT.)



NEXT WE HAVE YUE AND AZULA. AGAIN, SONG LYRICS ADD DEPTH AND COVER UP THE FACT THAT I WAS WAY, WAY TOO LAZY TO DO A BACKGROUND ON THIS THING. ALSO, FUN FACT: OUT OF ALL THE BASES OUT THERE FOR US MS PAINT USERS, PRECISELY ONE OUT OF THE THOUSANDS I FOUND IN MY SEARCH HAD A BLACK GIRL. EVERYBODY ELSE PEOPLE DREW FUCKING? WHITE. THIS WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO EDIT BECAUSE OF THAT. (YES, I KNOW HOW STUPID IT IS TO DEMAND RACIAL DIVERSITY IN MS PAINT PORN. SHUT UP, IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND THIS ALL MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD.)



ABANDONING ALL PRETENSE OF ARTSY AWESOMENESS BUT STILL USING SONG LYRICS, HERE'S RUON-JIAN AND CHAN, BECAUSE IT WAS SO OBVIOUS EVEN MY SHIPPING OBLIVIOUS BROTHER COULD SEE IT A MILE AWAY. C'MON, YOU KNOW THEY'RE IN THE MIDST OF A BROMANTIC AFFAIR IN THE BEACH.



AAAAND NOW I'M OFF TO GO DRAW ZUKO ON A LLAMA, BECAUSE I PROMISED TO DO SO AND IT'S FREAKING ADORABLE. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, FEEL FREE TO PLAY GUESS THE SONG WITH THESE LYRICS. WHOEVER GUESSES ONE CORRECTLY FIRST WILL GET A SHITTY MS PAINT DRAWING OF ANY CRACK COUPLE* THEY WANT.

* OFFER NOT VALID IF YOUR CRACKSHIP HAS OLD PEOPLE IN IT BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SINGLE BASE OR GUIDE TO DRAWING OLD PEOPLE IN MS PAINT AND IT WOULD END UP BEING A DISASTER OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT - THIS IS THE CREAM OF THE CROP, YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE A BAD MS PAINT FLUFFLE DRAWING. YOUR EYES WILL BLEED.

WELL THAT'S DONE. HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF THE OTHER REQUESTS IN ALL THEIR KISSY KISSY GLORY:



MAI/KATARA WITH KATARA IN HER 'CITY OF WALLS AND SECRETS' HAIR, BECAUSE MAKE UP AND FANCY OUTFITS TURN MAI ON. (HEY, NOW WE KNOW WHY SHE DATED ZUKO!)



ZUKO/TOPH WITH TOPH IN HER FANCY CLOTHES FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE IDEA AMUSED ME.

penance

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