Pluto + Charon = OTP (only trifling planetoids)
Oh lord, so much to do, so little time. Which is why I should not be writing...
New, easy-to-use mnemonics for the abbreviated planet list:
But I totally am.
My Vibrator Energizes Me Just So -- Use Nightly!
Male Viagra-Engorged Members Jump Suddenly -- Unseen Ninjas!
For some reason, these seem to have the economical elegance of haiku (without the formal aspects, of course). In fact...
Many Vaginas
Exude Much Juice; Some Uri-
-nate, Naturally.
But can I work in a seasonal reference while still keeping to the smutty theme?
No, apparently not. It's still about sex, but sort of sweet:
Moist vernal eros,
May: joyfully sensual,
utterly naïve.
Goodbye, Pluto!
New, easy-to-use mnemonics for the abbreviated planet list:
But I totally am.
My Vibrator Energizes Me Just So -- Use Nightly!
Male Viagra-Engorged Members Jump Suddenly -- Unseen Ninjas!
For some reason, these seem to have the economical elegance of haiku (without the formal aspects, of course). In fact...
Many Vaginas
Exude Much Juice; Some Uri-
-nate, Naturally.
But can I work in a seasonal reference while still keeping to the smutty theme?
No, apparently not. It's still about sex, but sort of sweet:
Moist vernal eros,
May: joyfully sensual,
utterly naïve.
Goodbye, Pluto!