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So many naughty ducklings in Redd's pond. I

DO
NOT
APPRECIATE IT.

TURTLE-MAN THING! That was very rude of you. STRIKE ONE!

ANNA TWO FOUR FIVE SIX THREE! The world is not your oyster, and neither is Reddy's ship. Keep your teeth to yourself!

MISTER TANVIR HARRIS. That was not through the proper legal channels. Corporal punishment is a ( Read more... )

HRUMPH!

I prefer MUSTARD.

Bass!
Phoenix!
Damas!
Kevas!
Ridley!
Vincent!
Zuko!
Roll!
Cyrus!
Mimmi!
Isabella!

FIRST STRIKE!

Bass!
Ridley!

Courtesy tickets to the brig for you!

{{ ooc: Bass and Ridley will find themselves both whisked to the brig in separate cells, where they will be kept for three daysBass will find that the holes in his chest ( Read more... )

What a mess, what a mess. Uncle Redd simply must take time away from his very important work to keep the duckies in line, must he?

Oh, thank you Gambler.

HARUMPH.

Donatello and Leonardo. STRIKE ONE.

April O'Neil. ALSO STRIKE ONE.

Bass. STRIKE ONE AGAIN!

And do remember that this isn't baseball, my fledgelings. One is all you get.