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So many naughty ducklings in Redd's pond. I
DO
NOT
APPRECIATE IT.
TURTLE-MAN THING! That was very rude of you. STRIKE ONE!
ANNA TWO FOUR FIVE SIX THREE! The world is not your oyster, and neither is Reddy's ship. Keep your teeth to yourself!
MISTER TANVIR HARRIS. That was not through the proper legal channels. Corporal punishment is a thing of the past. You need a refresher course in modern politics! TO THE BRIG WITH YOU!
Chelle Vierren perhaps in whatever place you came from that kind of behavior is acceptable. NOT HERE. Behind bars you go!
Last but not least, BASS. Your generosity with taffy notwithstanding, I am EXTREMELY cross with you. My quarters, if you please.
{{ ooc: The following punishments are now in effect for the following passengers:
ANNA, TANVIR and VIE will find themselves in the brig for three days... but it's not the usual cells that greet them. Instead of being drafty and chilly, these cells are warm. Very warm. The floor is soft and uneven and it seems to be made out of flesh. The only light comes from a single lightbulb that hangs from the center of the ceiling, and the lightbulb is fused with what looks like neural tissue to provide the electricity. A heartbeat can be heard if one presses their ear to the soft, pulsating wall. As for food and water... well, the flesh shall provide. Human breasts grow out of the walls here and there beside human arms of all shades and pigmentations. The arms and hands wave around gently, seeking to touch something. Moving too close to them will earn you a punch or a scratch, and striking back at them seems to have no effect whatsoever. It's just so hot in there, you're bound to get thirsty eventually.
Make sure not to sleep for too long! The arms will slowly, slowly grow out of the pulsating floor during the night and attempt to envelop the prisoner. Pulling oneself away will make them retract immediately, but sleep for more than three hours at a time and they'll be back... The rest of the time, they have only the waving hands, the shifting, pulsating floor, the heat and boredom to keep them company.
While in her cell, ANNA will be stuck in her tiger form, but unable to cut anything with her teeth and claws! She will be provided healthy vegan salads twice a day. Isn't that generous?
Once she leaves the brig, she will transform into a rather irate but adorable Scottish Fold kitten. This will last for three more days.
For six days (three in the brig, three out) peculiar flies will circle TANVIR'S head and shout radical right-wing propaganda in his ears in an obnoxious, grating voice.
VIE will also find that she smells strongly of a dumpster full of rotting durian. It will be so powerful that the stench will cause eyes to water and stomachs to turn. If she tries to wash it off, the smell will become only stronger. This will last for six days (three in the brig, three out). }}
DO
NOT
APPRECIATE IT.
TURTLE-MAN THING! That was very rude of you. STRIKE ONE!
ANNA TWO FOUR FIVE SIX THREE! The world is not your oyster, and neither is Reddy's ship. Keep your teeth to yourself!
MISTER TANVIR HARRIS. That was not through the proper legal channels. Corporal punishment is a thing of the past. You need a refresher course in modern politics! TO THE BRIG WITH YOU!
Chelle Vierren perhaps in whatever place you came from that kind of behavior is acceptable. NOT HERE. Behind bars you go!
Last but not least, BASS. Your generosity with taffy notwithstanding, I am EXTREMELY cross with you. My quarters, if you please.
{{ ooc: The following punishments are now in effect for the following passengers:
ANNA, TANVIR and VIE will find themselves in the brig for three days... but it's not the usual cells that greet them. Instead of being drafty and chilly, these cells are warm. Very warm. The floor is soft and uneven and it seems to be made out of flesh. The only light comes from a single lightbulb that hangs from the center of the ceiling, and the lightbulb is fused with what looks like neural tissue to provide the electricity. A heartbeat can be heard if one presses their ear to the soft, pulsating wall. As for food and water... well, the flesh shall provide. Human breasts grow out of the walls here and there beside human arms of all shades and pigmentations. The arms and hands wave around gently, seeking to touch something. Moving too close to them will earn you a punch or a scratch, and striking back at them seems to have no effect whatsoever. It's just so hot in there, you're bound to get thirsty eventually.
Make sure not to sleep for too long! The arms will slowly, slowly grow out of the pulsating floor during the night and attempt to envelop the prisoner. Pulling oneself away will make them retract immediately, but sleep for more than three hours at a time and they'll be back... The rest of the time, they have only the waving hands, the shifting, pulsating floor, the heat and boredom to keep them company.
While in her cell, ANNA will be stuck in her tiger form, but unable to cut anything with her teeth and claws! She will be provided healthy vegan salads twice a day. Isn't that generous?
Once she leaves the brig, she will transform into a rather irate but adorable Scottish Fold kitten. This will last for three more days.
For six days (three in the brig, three out) peculiar flies will circle TANVIR'S head and shout radical right-wing propaganda in his ears in an obnoxious, grating voice.
VIE will also find that she smells strongly of a dumpster full of rotting durian. It will be so powerful that the stench will cause eyes to water and stomachs to turn. If she tries to wash it off, the smell will become only stronger. This will last for six days (three in the brig, three out). }}