[Breaking hiatus just for Malchior for now; don't really have time enough for Bats and Iorek yet.]
I see all hell has broken loose in my teleporter-induced absence, though it appears as if not too much time has passed yet. Lovely. Could someone please inform me as to why everyone is acting in a radically uncharacteristic manner?
I should like to come see you in person as soon as possible, if you would so allow me.