Comments | capeandcowl: a brief message from your corporate sponsors in hell [locked from villains, enemies]

molotovmartinis in capeandcowl

a brief message from your corporate sponsors in hell [locked from villains, enemies]

Mar 19, 2009 17:51

Desdemona. How are things going? Are you in need of supplies?

Everyone else. How many monsters each do you think you have taken out? Estimate.

EDIT FOR PRIZES:
#16856857: a microwave and a puppy (for "winning")
#16741366: $500 (for persistence)
#13881621: a cannon (for winning) [ooc note: insufficient for firing a humanoid the distance to the ( Read more... )

† balthazar | blake angler

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[voice] darkprophecies March 19 2009, 22:02:14 UTC

Things are well for the most part; I fear I am growing weary and have only gotten a very limited amount of sleep, but we are holding up well here.

I thank you for your concern.

[voice] molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:04:31 UTC

You're welcome. Do pace yourself.

[voice] darkprophecies March 19 2009, 22:05:11 UTC

I will.

And yourself, how are you fairing?

[voice] molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:09:25 UTC

[smile audible]

As my kind usually does.

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carboncopy_baby March 19 2009, 22:02:30 UTC

At least a hundred. At least

molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:05:59 UTC

My. Sounds like the contest starts off very competitively.

carboncopy_baby March 19 2009, 22:06:39 UTC

I bet the other guys are lyin'. No fuckin' human could outpace a homunculus.

molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:10:27 UTC

Maybe they were fighting for longer?

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[voice: Japanese; Translated] wolfuntamed March 19 2009, 22:04:48 UTC

[A pause as he's taking a head count] Hn... over the course of three days? 150. Maybe more.

Wasn't exactly fighting to keep count.

[voice] molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:07:10 UTC

I see. You're then in the lead, currently...

[voice: Japanese; Translated] wolfuntamed March 19 2009, 22:09:13 UTC

[Sounding distinterested] The only thing I'm concerned with is that their numbers are now few. Winning contests mean nothing.

[voice] molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:11:22 UTC

Spoken like a true hero. But contests can spur others on to even more heroic deeds.

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deadman_center March 19 2009, 22:04:54 UTC

I lost count.

molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:06:27 UTC

Understandable, but try to guess. It's a contest, after all.

deadman_center March 19 2009, 22:09:24 UTC

If people want to feel superior because they could beat a bunch of boring things like that, they can go ahead.

molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:11:49 UTC

Contests mean prizes.

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timestopping March 19 2009, 22:06:41 UTC

Haven't been counting. All I know is that my knuckles are fucking bruised.

molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:08:03 UTC

Perhaps there could be a "persistence" prize.

timestopping March 19 2009, 22:10:53 UTC

This prize had better be something like cash, and not a shitty medal.

Rejected responses #2783: Balthazar cannot say "fuck yeah". molotovmartinis March 19 2009, 22:12:41 UTC

The first, most definitely.

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