a brief message from your corporate sponsors in hell [locked from villains, enemies]

[molotovmartinis]

Desdemona. How are things going? Are you in need of supplies?

Everyone else. How many monsters each do you think you have taken out? Estimate.

EDIT FOR PRIZES:
#16856857: a microwave and a puppy (for "winning")
#16741366: $500 (for persistence)
#13881621: a cannon (for winning) [ooc note: insufficient for firing a humanoid the distance to the

Comments

[timestopping]

Haven't been counting. All I know is that my knuckles are fucking bruised.

[molotovmartinis]

Perhaps there could be a "persistence" prize.

[timestopping]

This prize had better be something like cash, and not a shitty medal.

Rejected responses #2783: Balthazar cannot say "fuck yeah".

[molotovmartinis]

The first, most definitely.

[timestopping]

Heh. Cool.

What about the people who are just gonna lie?

[molotovmartinis]

I can tell. More or less. But most of them are too proud to lie.

[timestopping]

That's your power? Figuring out whether or not people are lying?

[molotovmartinis]

No, my power is coloring between the lines.

[timestopping]

You could probably win some contests with that.

[molotovmartinis]

I'll get right on it.