a brief message from your corporate sponsors in hell [locked from villains, enemies]

[molotovmartinis]

Desdemona. How are things going? Are you in need of supplies?

Everyone else. How many monsters each do you think you have taken out? Estimate.

EDIT FOR PRIZES:
#16856857: a microwave and a puppy (for "winning")
#16741366: $500 (for persistence)
#13881621: a cannon (for winning) [ooc note: insufficient for firing a humanoid the distance to the

Comments

[deadman_center]

I lost count.

[molotovmartinis]

Understandable, but try to guess. It's a contest, after all.

[deadman_center]

If people want to feel superior because they could beat a bunch of boring things like that, they can go ahead.

[molotovmartinis]

Contests mean prizes.

[deadman_center]

Been there, done that. Fighting's its own reward.

[molotovmartinis]

How pure.

[deadman_center]

That's not the word I would use, but why not?