What Doth Life?

[oohfrittata]

[The feed begins with a shot of the exterior of the Porter building and the soothing sound of flute music in the background. After several seconds of the music, Xavier appears before the camera, furiously scribbling into a notepad and speaking his thoughts aloud.]

They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but I'm not planning on

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[doubleoohbaby]

What.

Are you even talking about?

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[oohfrittata]

Oooooouuh! Greetings, fellow wanderer!

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[doubleoohbaby]

Interesting look.

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[oohfrittata]

Look? Look where?

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[doubleoohbaby]

Your appearance, my good man.

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[oohfrittata]

Bwah?! Ah!

Yes! Aye! Verily! My appearance 'tis a rarity even amongst mine own brethren.

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[doubleoohbaby]

And your own brethren are?

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[oohfrittata]

That is the question of the hour. For you see, I am on a quest!

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[doubleoohbaby]

What sort of quest?

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[oohfrittata]

I must avenge my father! For you see, he was murdered, in a manner most foul!

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[doubleoohbaby]

You had already mentioned that part. What do you intend to do on such a quest?

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[oohfrittata]

My quest involves a lot of drifting from town to town, following the clues scattered about by the winds of change.

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[doubleoohbaby]

Sounds rather like a hippy life st-- [Slowly... drifting his gaze off to one side.]

... Excuse me a moment.

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[oohfrittata]

I prefer the term "New Age Mystic".

[Peering at the camera.]

What seems to be troubling you?

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[doubleoohbaby]

There's a... [And then he's shifting away from the camera view, his voice muffled as he apparently talks to himself.] bloody badger. ...
That's not exactly my intention, ma'am...

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[oohfrittata]

A bloody badger?! Quick! Shoot it! It might have the rabies!