dave: um what are you doing exactly [video]

[hardonic]

[the feed clicks on to... a roof. somewhere. a roof you may or may not recognize. (hint: mac building roof. holla!)

the camera pans back and forth briefly before studying the very... very... long drop between the building he's on and the building across the street before dave turns it back towards himself.]So is it just me or is this dump

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[disillusionists]

[disillusionists]

Strider,
What do you think you're doing?

[hardonic]

killing time
straight up murdering that shit
its in the game manual christ lalonde bone up on that fuckery

[disillusionists]

You're aware that almost every adult in the City has been transformed into a child, yes?

[Video]

[hardonic]

[eyebrow-raise from behind his shades]

Chill, bro. If they bounce, I'mma stick 'em right back under your pillow where I found them. They're pro'lly like twenty percent plastic derivative, I think they've got a fighting chance.

[Video]

[hardonic]

[oh boohoo he's not going to die from sucrose overdose!! A SINGLE TEAR...]

Gushers everywhere will thank me. I am basically gusher Jesus. [...] 'Sides, you could call this a gusher intervention, dude. You're gonna turn into a blimp with 100% fake fruit concentrate slime filling if I don't take this bullet for you.

[video]

[notadartboard]

[SO BRATTY]

You're wasting food. You're not supposed to waste food!

[hardonic]

deal

[/maturity]

[notadartboard]

Stupid jerkface idiot!

[hardonic]

itt people who cannot fucking keep it in their pants

Voice; I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT HE MIGHT DO IN HERE

[hasgonehonkers]

The roof's not a motherfuckin' great place to be up at all the time, motherfucker. Especially not for a motherfuckin' rapper. You motherfuckin' do better when you're all up at motherfuckin' being near your audience.

Guess you all wouldn't know that though, bro. Your rhymes weren't that motherfuckin' good.

Text; COME AT ME BRO

[hardonic]

oh wow sick fucking burn from the thuggalo himself
here imma take a feed of the whole roof of people who give a shit

[a brief feed of the (completely empty) roof]

staggering aint it

Voice; OKAY BRO, JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN(IF) IT COMES YOU ASKED FOR IT

[hasgonehonkers]

I'm not up at being a juggalo, motherfucker. Thought I all made that motherfuckin' clear.

But don't get up at having fear just because you all can't rightly hear. I can all motherfuckin' tell you hold your motherfuckin' rusted thinkpan dear.

Text; ASDLFKJASDF I'VE CAUGHT WIND OF THEM PLANS... >D

[hardonic]

[...]

are you
seriously
gonna jam at me
preface the ill shit with your spiel about blasphemy or something you gotta give me a tell bro

voice; heavy british accent

[afriendtosell]