[the feed clicks on to... a roof. somewhere. a roof you may or may not recognize. (hint: mac building roof. holla!)
the camera pans back and forth briefly before studying the very... very... long drop between the building he's on and the building across the street before dave turns it back towards himself.]So is it just me or is this dump
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What do you think you're doing?
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straight up murdering that shit
its in the game manual christ lalonde bone up on that fuckery
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its not like you come back from the office every fucking day bitching about it honeybunch
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This is just my checking to make sure that you've heard my endless complaints beyond the, "Honey, I'm home."
My overflowing consideration for you and all.
Anyways,
Don't you think you should be helping?
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anyway what the fuck am i supposed to be doing
shooting condoms and acne cream from a shirt gun into the populace
actually i should do that next
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I know working is a foreign concept to you, but please don't be afraid of it. It's gentle once you get to know it.
And no,
You shouldn't.
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hell i dont even shove you in the kitchen half the time cut me some slack
wonder if they sell that shit on ebay
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You've yet to massage my shoulders and prepare me dinner for when I come home from work.
This relationship is only successful when both sides are cooperating with one another.
At least prove that you can be of some use.
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for the last fuckin time i am not wearing the apron and the pinup stockings
not my color
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Ironically, of course.
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enjoy your bitter tears and copious lack of sammich
forever
arone
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Woe.
Anyways, Strider.
Make yourself useful.
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im testing gravity
delicate fucking work here
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But,
Are you curious to see what color food will look good on you? I'm thinking tomatoes will accentuate your features.
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