dave: um what are you doing exactly [video]

May 08, 2011 22:31

[the feed clicks on to... a roof. somewhere. a roof you may or may not recognize. (hint: mac building roof. holla!)

the camera pans back and forth briefly before studying the very... very... long drop between the building he's on and the building across the street before dave turns it back towards himself.]So is it just me or is this dump ( Read more... )

dave strider | knight of time

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permatext [1/2] disillusionists May 9 2011, 03:33:59 UTC
disillusionists May 9 2011, 03:35:01 UTC
Strider,
What do you think you're doing?

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hardonic May 9 2011, 03:38:02 UTC
killing time
straight up murdering that shit
its in the game manual christ lalonde bone up on that fuckery

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disillusionists May 9 2011, 03:39:11 UTC
You're aware that almost every adult in the City has been transformed into a child, yes?

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hardonic May 9 2011, 03:47:08 UTC
oh gee i didnt know
its not like you come back from the office every fucking day bitching about it honeybunch

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disillusionists May 9 2011, 03:50:38 UTC
I worry that my words don't pierce your ears unless it's in the form of some sort of ironic rap.
This is just my checking to make sure that you've heard my endless complaints beyond the, "Honey, I'm home."
My overflowing consideration for you and all.
Anyways,
Don't you think you should be helping?

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hardonic May 9 2011, 04:02:55 UTC
i think the weight of your burning info jizz kind of gets lost in the endearments yeah
anyway what the fuck am i supposed to be doing
shooting condoms and acne cream from a shirt gun into the populace

actually i should do that next

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disillusionists May 9 2011, 04:05:23 UTC
You could be helping me in the office.
I know working is a foreign concept to you, but please don't be afraid of it. It's gentle once you get to know it.
And no,
You shouldn't.

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hardonic May 9 2011, 04:22:53 UTC
but sweetpea thats what youre around for
hell i dont even shove you in the kitchen half the time cut me some slack
wonder if they sell that shit on ebay

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disillusionists May 9 2011, 04:27:07 UTC
Please, present me a reason for some slack.
You've yet to massage my shoulders and prepare me dinner for when I come home from work.
This relationship is only successful when both sides are cooperating with one another.
At least prove that you can be of some use.

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hardonic May 9 2011, 04:33:13 UTC
rose
for the last fuckin time i am not wearing the apron and the pinup stockings
not my color

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disillusionists May 9 2011, 04:36:28 UTC
But they'd go so well with your sunglasses.
Ironically, of course.

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hardonic May 9 2011, 04:39:08 UTC
thats it your invitation to the tupperware party is fucking null
enjoy your bitter tears and copious lack of sammich
forever
arone

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disillusionists May 9 2011, 04:42:18 UTC
My tears are like an overflowing waterfall of despair and contretemps. You've broken my heart and shattered it into a thousand pieces, scattered into the winds of the troglodytic.
Woe.
Anyways, Strider.
Make yourself useful.

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hardonic May 9 2011, 04:45:38 UTC
hush lalonde
im testing gravity
delicate fucking work here

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disillusionists May 9 2011, 04:53:17 UTC
It seems pointless to warn you,
But,
Are you curious to see what color food will look good on you? I'm thinking tomatoes will accentuate your features.

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