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[deadredbird]

[ Evening is falling fast in the African grasslands, the stars above peeking through the darkening veil of the sky. People occasionally pass by in the background, but Jason is the one filming, wearing an olive-colored t-shirt and a slight frown. ]Welp. Here we go

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that icon is so beautiful

[fishnets]

You seem to be in a good mood.

8)

[deadredbird]

It's all good clean fun.

[fishnets]

Yet I think you said "fuck," about ten times. Funny how that works.

[deadredbird]

I don't think Batman Take Two is a real good listener. Gotta use some emphasis to make it stick.

[xun_long]

Ha! Agreed.

[deadredbird]

I'm gonna find a way to deactivate that fucking suit, and then he and I are gonna have words. ... More words.

[voice; encrypted]

[batmantled]

Still got enough bug spray?

[voice; encrypted]

[deadredbird]

What would you do if I said no? Sympathize?

[voice; encrypted]

[batmantled]

Depends.

[voice; encrypted]

[deadredbird]

On?

[catofprey]

A Batman didn't want to play with others? How surprising.

[deadredbird]

The original flavor manages not to bail on the fucking Justice League, as far as I know. Probably wanted to, though.

[catofprey]

Probably couldn't stand the thought of a group of heroes running around without being in charge of them.

[deadredbird]

I never asked but I doubt Batman Redux has ever led anything. I'm guessing he's younger than I am — not that that means you can't lead something, I mean, we're fucking following a teenager around, but it's harder.

[deadredbird]

Pretty much. And I'm the best at what I do.

But hey, I hear ostrich tastes like beef.

[deadredbird]

God, fine. What else is there around here? Antelope?