video || needs more banana gin pls

[deadredbird]

[ Evening is falling fast in the African grasslands, the stars above peeking through the darkening veil of the sky. People occasionally pass by in the background, but Jason is the one filming, wearing an olive-colored t-shirt and a slight frown. ]Welp. Here we go

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[deadredbird]

Pretty much. And I'm the best at what I do.

But hey, I hear ostrich tastes like beef.

[deadredbird]

God, fine. What else is there around here? Antelope?

[deadredbird]

Yeah, the threatened thing, and also when I die, I don't want it to be in the bottom of a muddy river in Africa. No offense, Africa.

Tempting. After all, I haven't gotten my beloved brother a Christmas gift yet. I was gonna go with a box of aluminum foil and instructions on how to make a tin foil hat, but he might cry or something.

[deadredbird]

God. So unreasonable. Asia wouldn't pull this shit.

Nnn... I wonder if there are any taxidermists around.

[deadredbird]

But we'd still be together.

I'll accept that, too.