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[ Evening is falling fast in the African grasslands, the stars above peeking through the darkening veil of the sky. People occasionally pass by in the background, but Jason is the one filming, wearing an olive-colored t-shirt and a slight frown. ]Welp. Here we go
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Oh no. I'll be back in the City. I have an invitation, after all.
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[Leaning just a little closer to the comm. Ooh, suspense.]
Hey Jason.
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What.
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You mess with him, you're playing with fire.
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He fucking bailed on us. What if we'd needed him around? I know his suit can do all kinds of shit. Having a different opinion on what to do is one thing, but the dipshit just fucking left. Does he even speak Swahili? Does he have any supplies? Does he even know where the fuck he's going? Hey, get this, did you know his suit needs to be recharged? Oh, and is he going to stay in the suit 24/7? If not I hope he brought bug spray, otherwise he can enjoy his yellow fucking fever!
[ A really annoyed sound, like "HRRRGHHH". ]
And you know who they're gonna blame? Me. Cause it was my idea. Cause I'm the asshole here, never mind I stayed with the fucking group. And you're like [ He puts on a high-pitched whiny voice that doesn't sound anything like Dick's. ] "Ohmigod, Jason, don't do it! You're playing with fire!" [ Back to normal voice. ] Bitch owes me, at the very least, a spar without that goddamn suit on.
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It’s Batman. Somehow I get the sense this might run a little deeper than a difference of opinion on a difficult situation. Batman, Jason. Next time use some deductive reasoning and scroll five network posts back. You’re paying for someone to fly eight thousand miles and work with you on something, yeah, of course they’re gonna blame you if something goes wrong. If somebody you put there walks into an orphanage tomorrow and guns down three hundred six year olds it’s on you. [fffff running his hands through his hair. God you piss him off, Jason.]And you know? If you were gonna dedicate even twenty seconds to complaining about the people you chose for this after the fact then you should have had a process ( ... )
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You have no idea what he's doing, do you? Here, let me tell you. He's systematically going through the highest branches of government, subduing the leaders, and handing them over to the people. To their certain. Death.
[ Laughing suddenly, Jason just shakes his head like 'look at the balls on him'. ]
It's Batman, huh? Sounds like things get a little tougher in the future. Sounds like Batman got a little tougher in response.
Man, fuck this shit. I'm proud of the kid. [ The "kid" who is two years younger than him ]
{ Then he rolls his eyes. ] Dick, you have... no idea what the point is of an impromptu freelance merc group, do you. It's not planning and training sessions, it's fucking go. And please. Give me a little fucking credit. It's a fourteen hour plane ride, you think I can't tell what they're here for? The most suspicious asshole on that plane was Batman. Who was nice enough to tell me his plan beforehand, just not the part where he was going to skip out on us. We were supposed to do it together. ( ... )
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But hey, you know, you got me there. I told him not to go near you, but who the hell listens to me these days, right? If he fucked up, don't think he's not gonna deal with me too. I don't want you ripping him apart in a situation that's already about to blow up in your face.
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So fuck you, Dick. He didn't fuck up. He's doing it right and nothing's about to blow up in our face. And I said I'd take out his suit when we get back. You know why no one listens to you these days? The same reason I was shadowing your ass back in the city. Trying to make sure you're not about to go all PTSD after Wilson mind-raped you, flip out and have a fucking breakdown. That and you're a complete and utter fucktard sometimes. I mean seriously, you're not even here, do you know what's going on? No, so shut your mouth. We're not blazing through the grasslands here, but considering the situation? We're doing fucking fantastic. I think I've made some friends, fuck, even a girlfriend ( ... )
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