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[wadewilson]

All right, schmendricks and schmendrettes, it's time for a State of the Wade Update.

It seems that once again, our mealy-mouthed machine mama has seen fit to rob me of my rightful weapons geek/best bud Weasel J. Hammer, Millionaire, He Owns A Mansion And A Yacht. Or just loitered at the MAC so no one would get on his case about a lack of hygiene

Comments

[wrong_sometimes]

Seriously, dude? This is how you advertise for mercenaries?

[wadewilson]

Reading Is Fundamental, pipsqueak. I'm finding a bestie. And there's an age limit, so no jailbait allowed!

[wrong_sometimes]

Gee, I'll cry for the lack of... tentacle porn (?) in my life?

[wadewilson]

You shouldn't. Believe me, 'tis for your own good, chickpea. You now stand a chance of growing up to be a well-adjusted woman of substance and not a mentally-scarred woman of substance abuse.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

You know, I often find myself with more weaponry than I need. Obtained entirely legally, of course.

[voice]

[wadewilson]

Of course, Monsieur Bond. But there's a difference between dumpster-diving for your shooty seconds and having someone building stuff for your specific entirely legal needs.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

I tend to find as long as I can point it at someone and shoot straight, it does it's job. I hold that theory to more than just my weaponry.

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[wadewilson]

Oh, you clever minx, you.

Does that line actually work on chicks?

[video]

[glassesonachain]

While I'm not about to line up for...making out...with you.

[She doesn't say make out often. It should be obvious.]

I am...rather proficient with technology. What kind of technology are you interested in?

Re: [video]

[wadewilson]

We can build up to the out-makin'.

I'm more of a 'hands-on,' 'can-do' type o' merc, so whenever I need somebody to park themselves in front of a screen and clickety-clack until they make magic knowledge appear, I pass that 'hands-off,' 'can't-do-so-teach' stuff off to nerdlets.

Would you call yourself a nerdlet?

[video]

[glassesonachain]

I suppose I'm proficient in that. The clickety-clacking and making magic knowledge appear. I have a PhD in Computer Science.

...Nerdlet? Um.

I've been called a nerd many times in my life. Along with geek, dork and any other synonym out there.

Re: [video]

[wadewilson]

I see, I see. Interesante, por favor.

How are you with heavy artillery and black market connections?

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[stunningkiss]

Weasel left? ... Ah don't know whether Ah should console you or hope to dear lord you don't get bored.

And come now, that ain't no way to make friends.

voice;

[wadewilson]

Mein gott! She's alive!

I thought drunken Twister was a good way to make friends, but apparently that's only good for casual spooning and wakin' up alone.

voice;

[stunningkiss]

...Yeah, well- [ Hello change of subject!]

Any good prospects on "Best Bud" status?

voice;

[wadewilson]

Not yet, but I might have a new nerdlet to handle the nerdery I'm too not nerdy for.

Where ya been hidin', Roguey Bear? Tell me it wasn't under a Cajun.