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[wadewilson]

All right, schmendricks and schmendrettes, it's time for a State of the Wade Update.

It seems that once again, our mealy-mouthed machine mama has seen fit to rob me of my rightful weapons geek/best bud Weasel J. Hammer, Millionaire, He Owns A Mansion And A Yacht. Or just loitered at the MAC so no one would get on his case about a lack of hygiene

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[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

You know, I often find myself with more weaponry than I need. Obtained entirely legally, of course.

[voice]

[wadewilson]

Of course, Monsieur Bond. But there's a difference between dumpster-diving for your shooty seconds and having someone building stuff for your specific entirely legal needs.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

I tend to find as long as I can point it at someone and shoot straight, it does it's job. I hold that theory to more than just my weaponry.

Re: [voice]

[wadewilson]

Oh, you clever minx, you.

Does that line actually work on chicks?

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

Usually? Yes. It's a talent of mine.