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[wadewilson]

All right, schmendricks and schmendrettes, it's time for a State of the Wade Update.

It seems that once again, our mealy-mouthed machine mama has seen fit to rob me of my rightful weapons geek/best bud Weasel J. Hammer, Millionaire, He Owns A Mansion And A Yacht. Or just loitered at the MAC so no one would get on his case about a lack of hygiene

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voice;

[stunningkiss]

Weasel left? ... Ah don't know whether Ah should console you or hope to dear lord you don't get bored.

And come now, that ain't no way to make friends.

voice;

[wadewilson]

Mein gott! She's alive!

I thought drunken Twister was a good way to make friends, but apparently that's only good for casual spooning and wakin' up alone.

voice;

[stunningkiss]

...Yeah, well- [ Hello change of subject!]

Any good prospects on "Best Bud" status?

voice;

[wadewilson]

Not yet, but I might have a new nerdlet to handle the nerdery I'm too not nerdy for.

Where ya been hidin', Roguey Bear? Tell me it wasn't under a Cajun.

voice;

[stunningkiss]

[There's a small laugh] Someone like that exists?

[She lets out a huff now] As if that was likely, but firstly a Cajun'd have to be around for that to happen. [She doesn't sound happy] The way Ah see it now, ported in or out, it ain't ever gonna happen.

voice;

[wadewilson]

I only handle the fun parts of nerdery, not the practical magic.

An' I gotta tell ya, you may not have said anything sexier in your life than washing that gumbo outta your hair.

You up for some grub? I know a killer barbecue joint that delivers and doesn't say boo when you answer the door al fresco.

voice;

[stunningkiss]

[There's a short laugh] Hate to break it to yah, but Ah don't think Ah could ever get rid of Remy if Ah tried.... but this sure as heck gives me a good start to tryin' to move on.

Food sounds good right now, actually. Can Ah convince yah to come out instead or stayin' in?

voice;

[wadewilson]

I can give you a good finish in trying to move on. In fact, a great finish. Several great finishes.

And you know I'd join you at the Pig 'n' Poke, but there ain't a lot of places who will serve a guy who looks like the stuff in the sloppy joe bucket.

voice;

[stunningkiss]

Puh-lease.

...Ah ain't gonna beg, Wade. You want to go out with me or what? Would like to spend some time with yah that don't end with one of us goin' unconscious.

voice;

[wadewilson]

[She... actually... just asked me out. Like, for serious. Guh.]

No beggin' necessary, darlin'. Name the place, I'll meet you there and soak up the stares.

voice;

[stunningkiss]

[She... did just ask him out didn't she?]

Well, if anyone stares too long, you let me handle it.

How do yah feel about Italian?

voice;

[wadewilson]

[Like she was a real girl and he was a real live boy. Like for normals, even.]

I think you'd rock some snazzy Versace outfit that would look fabulous slung over the pool table.

I also like pasghetti.

voice;

[stunningkiss]

[Oh em gee.]

Hmmm~

Well, Ah know a great hole in the wall downtown. Guess the next step is setting the time.

voice;

[wadewilson]

Whenever you're done teaching the finer points of carburetor repair to drooling pubescent mutants for the day, I'm game.

voice;

[stunningkiss]

Alright. Thursday night? Meet at your place?

voice;

[wadewilson]

I'll be there with balls on. BELLS. Bells on! I'll be there with bells on, I mean!

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Bells and balls.