Comments | capeandcowl: Ha. Public Post, for once! Video, too, even.

yippiekiyay in capeandcowl

Ha. Public Post, for once! Video, too, even.

Jul 18, 2010 12:21

Hey folks. Chief of Police John McClane, for those who don't know me.

Here's shot in the dark. Any one of you crazy super powered types out there have the ability to be lie detectors? If so, you want a shitty job? We could always use more.

Let me know.

† john mcclane | n/a

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[Voice] vision_in_stone July 18 2010, 19:37:16 UTC

I can tell when people are lying.

[Voice] yippiekiyay July 18 2010, 19:46:34 UTC

Should I ask how?

[Voice | Private] vision_in_stone July 19 2010, 04:10:32 UTC

Through the vibrations of their bodies. Works for most people, but if someone's totally crazy, their body might not have the usual reaction to telling a lie and I won't be able to tell.

Azula was like that, back home.

[Voice | Private] yippiekiyay July 19 2010, 06:34:24 UTC

I don't know what Azula means.

You tellin' me people vibrate all the time, and they vibrate different when they lie?

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[video] netinaminiskirt July 18 2010, 19:49:07 UTC

I have scanners capable of determining if someone is lying.

[video] yippiekiyay July 18 2010, 19:59:16 UTC

Little doohickeys? They stand up in a court of law?

[video] netinaminiskirt July 18 2010, 20:04:19 UTC

Provided that your courts have no issue with technology from the distant future. My scanners measure the same physical responses as your polygraph, but are much more accurate. 'Doohickeys' is not the proper term, as these devices are a part of my being.

[video] yippiekiyay July 19 2010, 01:57:07 UTC

So you're some kinda robot.

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[Comment SO NOT HERE] ajrimmer_ssc July 18 2010, 20:49:44 UTC

[But he is thinking some seriously back-stabby thoughts i.e.: tattling on a certain somebody who likes riddles. HMMM.]

[police filter] theprimerprime July 18 2010, 21:00:55 UTC

No telepaths, John. Remember what happened last time.

[police filter] yippiekiyay July 19 2010, 01:57:54 UTC

If guys can shoot lasers outta their eyes, somebody's gotta have lie-detector powers that don't involve digging in people's brains.

[police filter] theprimerprime July 19 2010, 03:43:11 UTC

Better safe than sorry. Go with the technological option, if it proves effective.

[police filter] yippiekiyay July 19 2010, 06:36:03 UTC

There's a blue robot chick up there, says she's from the future and has robot parts that do that.

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[voice] nowaxing July 18 2010, 21:29:05 UTC

I am generally capable of detecting lies in people I can see. I'm not sure if I will be able to help you in the manner you require, but as soon as I have a better grasp on this time's English I would be honored to help in any way I can.

[voice] yippiekiyay July 19 2010, 01:58:25 UTC

'Generally capable?' What's the percentage of it being right?

[voice] nowaxing July 19 2010, 04:08:09 UTC

I can't recall a time where I've been wrong, yet, but I don't like discounting the possibility. Perfection is nine-tenths an illusion, after all.

[voice] yippiekiyay July 19 2010, 06:36:41 UTC

How do you do it? Some kinda gizmo?

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