Ha. Public Post, for once! Video, too, even.

[yippiekiyay]

Hey folks. Chief of Police John McClane, for those who don't know me.

Here's shot in the dark. Any one of you crazy super powered types out there have the ability to be lie detectors? If so, you want a shitty job? We could always use more.

Let me know.

Comments

[Voice]

[vision_in_stone]

I can tell when people are lying.

[Voice]

[yippiekiyay]

Should I ask how?

[Voice | Private]

[vision_in_stone]

Through the vibrations of their bodies. Works for most people, but if someone's totally crazy, their body might not have the usual reaction to telling a lie and I won't be able to tell.

Azula was like that, back home.

[Voice | Private]

[yippiekiyay]

I don't know what Azula means.

You tellin' me people vibrate all the time, and they vibrate different when they lie?

[Voice | Private]

[vision_in_stone]

Oh, she's just a really crazy person back home.

And yeah. Everything the body does makes some kind of vibration. It's how I see.

[Voice | Private]

[yippiekiyay]

And they vibrate different when they lie.

[Voice | Private]

[vision_in_stone]

Pretty much, yeah.