Ha. Public Post, for once! Video, too, even.

[yippiekiyay]

Hey folks. Chief of Police John McClane, for those who don't know me.

Here's shot in the dark. Any one of you crazy super powered types out there have the ability to be lie detectors? If so, you want a shitty job? We could always use more.

Let me know.

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[netinaminiskirt]

I have scanners capable of determining if someone is lying.

[video]

[yippiekiyay]

Little doohickeys? They stand up in a court of law?

[video]

[netinaminiskirt]

Provided that your courts have no issue with technology from the distant future. My scanners measure the same physical responses as your polygraph, but are much more accurate. 'Doohickeys' is not the proper term, as these devices are a part of my being.

[video]

[yippiekiyay]

So you're some kinda robot.

[video]

[netinaminiskirt]

I am an android, Chief McClane. Is that a problem?

[video]

[yippiekiyay]

Nah. Probably a plus for half of us, actually. You need a job?

[video]

[netinaminiskirt]

Yes, I would love a shitty job.

[video]

[yippiekiyay]

Well, it ain't quite that easy.

What's your story? Where are you from? What kinda background? Uh... who built you?

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[netinaminiskirt]

My name is Indigo. I am from the year 3000 and of a machine race called the Colu. I was 'built' by my ancestors, in the same way that you would be born.

I traveled to the past with the intent of killing a superhero that would affect the future of my people, though it is no something I am proud of and that part of my being has been eradicated. I served on a superhero team called the Outsiders. I have energy manipulation powers and flight, and served as an information gatherer for the team.

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[yippiekiyay]

Eradicated, huh? You sure you're not an evil robot waiting to happen?