[VOICE]

[goddamnrobin]

[Posted with an unknown communicator number. This Joker stole his own, how fun.]

Hullo everyone.

Since asking isn't working... Well I had to do my own research.

#15114746 is Batman. And by that I mean the real one, because no one else is Batman. Ever. And see? He's not dead. He's right there. I'm not an idiot.

#17153538 is the fake, but he's

Comments

[meowminx]

That's a lot of people using dumb names.

[More animosity in his voice :D]

[goddamnrobin]

And you used to be Catwoman.

[meowminx]

[ pause ]

Seriously?

....tell me if she's not using the same communicator because retcon will be needed >>

[goddamnrobin]

Batman's lover.

[123youreit]

Not in my timeline. None of this will save you.

[goddamnrobin]

Save me from whaaaat birdie?

[123youreit]

Justice.

[goddamnrobin]

Oh. Of course. So dumb of me not to think about Justice.

[of_animalia]

Oh.

You're that thing.

Not a problem?

[goddamnrobin]

If I'm a thing, what are you?

[of_animalia]

Something else.

Asked a question.

[goddamnrobin]

[Chipper] And I avoided answering!

[lilcreep]

Whatever you're trying to accomplish here, you're failing epically. You know absolutely nothing.

[goddamnrobin]

[Happily] Do you want me to add in names?

[lilcreep]

You're bluffing.

[goddamnrobin]

Am I, Damian?

[returntoeven]

[Oh shit, Knives remembers the older!Dick and that he was the first Robin so he's D: to hear this.]

You...

What did you do to him?

[goddamnrobin]

Awww, you're so cute.

Who are you worried about, cutie?

[returntoeven]

[asdhkjdf EVERYONE sob ;;]

--ah.

The last one.

[goddamnrobin]

Telling would ruin the surprise.

Do you want me to ruin the surprise?