[VOICE]

Mar 03, 2010 16:45

[Posted with an unknown communicator number. This Joker stole his own, how fun.]

Hullo everyone.

Since asking isn't working... Well I had to do my own research.

#15114746 is Batman. And by that I mean the real one, because no one else is Batman. Ever. And see? He's not dead. He's right there. I'm not an idiot.

#17153538 is the fake, but he's usually Robin, only not, because he's Red Robin, now. I couldn't find out if he was fired. Were you fired, little bird?

#21543670 is Jason Todd. [Woah, the level of animosity is high, here.] He was the second Robin. Was. Was. He is dead. I don't know why he's alive because he's dead. He's supposed to be dead. People don't just come back to life. He should be dead. Dead. Why -

[Pause and heavy breathing before he keeps on going.]

Then we have #22899364. Another Robin. Raised by assassins. He can't even fake he deserves the name of Robin, he's only in because of his DNA. Tsk tsk.

#22545897 is apparently Batgirl. She's more secretive than Batman himself. Annoying. She can be ignored.

[Beat.]

Oh, and there's #17089563. The first Robin. But he's not a problem.

Am I missing anyone?

dick grayson | batman

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