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[goddamnrobin]

[Posted with an unknown communicator number. This Joker stole his own, how fun.]

Hullo everyone.

Since asking isn't working... Well I had to do my own research.

#15114746 is Batman. And by that I mean the real one, because no one else is Batman. Ever. And see? He's not dead. He's right there. I'm not an idiot.

#17153538 is the fake, but he's

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[of_animalia]

Oh.

You're that thing.

Not a problem?

[goddamnrobin]

If I'm a thing, what are you?

[of_animalia]

Something else.

Asked a question.

[goddamnrobin]

[Chipper] And I avoided answering!

[of_animalia]

Mm.

Oh well.

I still think we should just feed you to something.

[goddamnrobin]

To what?

[of_animalia]

I thought pigs. Hogs. They'll eat anything.

[goddamnrobin]

I never had any pigs eat me before. [He's wondering about this now. Joy.]

[of_animalia]

Sound curious.

We could try it.

[goddamnrobin]

You know I wouldn't die from it, though. If that's what you're hoping.

[of_animalia]

Seeing your survival technique would be interesting enough. Crawl out from pig shit..?

You'd suffer. Suffering is worse than dying, you know.

[goddamnrobin]

Uhm.

You're living at the Tower with the fake, aren't you?

[of_animalia]

Real. A successor.

Rrrn. Been in towers. Yes.

[goddamnrobin]

I'll send you a present.

[of_animalia]

Not a fool.

Will find return address.

[goddamnrobin]

[So a couple of hours later, Dick is going to pass by the Tower. The security system will shoot him with lasers a bit but he doesn't mind.

He'll be leaving a package :D

WITH A CARD! :D

The card says that this is for Gar and Gar alone. And that he's only allowed to open it after he transforms into a pig.

And if they open it, there's a message in it saying "Bon appetit" and a really big chunk of Dick's thigh. You can uh... cook it and eat it? :D]