Comments | capeandcowl: YOU DO THE DRIVING I'LL BRING THE BEER, IT'S A LATE LATE NIGHT, NO ONE TO FEAR! [Video]

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YOU DO THE DRIVING I'LL BRING THE BEER, IT'S A LATE LATE NIGHT, NO ONE TO FEAR! [Video]

Dec 06, 2009 20:32

[Hello, city. You get TWO sets of video. They're set to split-screen, but by clicking around, you can choose to focus on just one or the other.]

[They're set on the hoods of two Toyota Lexus LSes - very pricy hybrid cars. From the view of one car, you can see another Lexus LS, sitting on the roof of a building right around the city center - the ( Read more... )

† tank girl | n/a, † barney | n/a

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Video;! itwontbuzz December 7 2009, 01:50:44 UTC

-- Ohmy!

Did anyone else see that!? Are they dead? What just happened?

ajrimmer_ssc December 7 2009, 01:52:31 UTC

Ignore her, miss. She's our resident lunatic and attention only makes her worse.

itwontbuzz December 7 2009, 01:56:22 UTC

But ... but they crashed! They should be in need of help.

ajrimmer_ssc December 7 2009, 01:57:28 UTC

The only help they need is a nice room with pillows on the walls and a couple of white jackets that give them big hugs. Visitors allowed every alternate Tuesday.

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[ Voice ] homomachinis December 7 2009, 01:53:51 UTC

--oice function on.

What the Fuck!?

[ voice ] boomboombatshit December 7 2009, 02:02:30 UTC

[ BRAINBREAKINGLY LOUD SHRIIIIEK, followed by a crash, glass shattering, etc. Then. The engine's revving up once more, the tires screech. ]

WHAT PART OF THAT WOULD YOU LIKE REPEATED.

FUCK. I HIT A HIPSTER CAFE. I think I'm jammed!

[ voice ] homomachinis December 7 2009, 02:22:50 UTC

It was rhetorical! Jesus Christ.

voice; untraceable noimthefastest December 7 2009, 01:55:57 UTC

That was ridiculous.

grenadeball December 7 2009, 02:06:04 UTC

YOUR MOM WAS RIDICULOUS.

SERIOUSLY, THE SHIT SHE DOES IN BED IS CRAZY.

I KIND OF LIKE IT.

noimthefastest December 7 2009, 02:27:12 UTC

Am I supposed to be insulted by these claims about my alleged mother?

grenadeball December 7 2009, 02:28:42 UTC

[Now up on two wheels, driving down the wrong side.]

Who knows? I mean, you could be a total Oedipus creep and getting a boner from it, for all I know.

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frobocop December 7 2009, 02:00:46 UTC

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THIS IS ALL BECAUSE YOU ONLY LIKE STRAIGHT WOMEN but not really grenadeball December 7 2009, 02:04:49 UTC

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN 2 MEEEEEEEEEEE frobocop December 7 2009, 02:23:56 UTC

[WHEREVER SHE IS

SHE IS PINCHING THE BRIDGE OF HER NOSE

IN DEAD SILENCE

FOREVER]

YAY HOSTAGE NO MORE, IGNORING CRIMES, WHEEE officerslinger December 7 2009, 04:44:48 UTC

Hey, if you two are okay you wanna get a drink?

I could really use one.

grenadeball December 7 2009, 05:00:35 UTC

TOTALLY.

Hey, hey, Barney, we're gonna pick up my mechanic buddy!

We need to make flying cars with her!

officerslinger December 7 2009, 05:11:34 UTC

Great.

Man, the supermax is boring.
I'd say we need to get some more rec options in there if I weren't so pissed at the assholes who took it over.

boomboombatshit December 7 2009, 16:43:51 UTC

[ switches to video, banana-suit face/pressed up against it ]

Hell YES! Let me just down this bottle I've got with my right now.

[ muffled screams and yelling in the background, is that the sound of flames and explosions? ]

I drove up to the sixth floor of this building, and I'm having trouble backing out. I think I might just floor it through the side and hope I land on something soft!

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