YOU DO THE DRIVING I'LL BRING THE BEER, IT'S A LATE LATE NIGHT, NO ONE TO FEAR! [Video]

[grenadeball]

[Hello, city. You get TWO sets of video. They're set to split-screen, but by clicking around, you can choose to focus on just one or the other.]

[They're set on the hoods of two Toyota Lexus LSes - very pricy hybrid cars. From the view of one car, you can see another Lexus LS, sitting on the roof of a building right around the city center - the

Comments

voice; untraceable

[noimthefastest]

That was ridiculous.

[grenadeball]

YOUR MOM WAS RIDICULOUS.

SERIOUSLY, THE SHIT SHE DOES IN BED IS CRAZY.

I KIND OF LIKE IT.

[noimthefastest]

Am I supposed to be insulted by these claims about my alleged mother?

[grenadeball]

[Now up on two wheels, driving down the wrong side.]

Who knows? I mean, you could be a total Oedipus creep and getting a boner from it, for all I know.

[noimthefastest]

[ohEW]

--does everything that gets spewed from your mouth pertain to sexual behavior? That's disgusting.

[grenadeball]

I don't have a calculator, but I'd sayyyy... 'bout half of it?

[VROOM VROOM VROOM. Switching over to the Beverly Hills Cop theme.]

[noimthefastest]

I'd say you're being terribly humble.

[grenadeball]

And I'd say that haircut makes you look like you're about to do five tabs of E, dance to something by Right Said Fred in a canadian night club, and blow a dude in the parking lot, but hey.

[SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH]

[noimthefastest]

[WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR oh right]

Your opinion could actually count for something if I: a) cared, b) you weren't demented.

[my precious ears
he makes an unpleased sound
my word]

Is everyone here completely useless? I thought you would've been stopped by now.

[grenadeball]

WHAT?

I'M SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK 'BLOWING A DUDE IN THE PARKING LOT'.

ENUNCIATE, TAKE YOUR TIME.

[SMASH TINKLE CRASH]

[noimthefastest]

[ANOTHER DISGUSTED SOUND OF SOME SORT
he may or may not be rolling his eyes]

I rest my case.

[boomboombatshit]

TRUE FACT: SHE WANTED TO ABORT YOU. BUT I BLOCKED HER HAND.

[ shriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkm THUD ]

[noimthefastest]

Ugh.

No wonder the people from this world need help.