YOU DO THE DRIVING I'LL BRING THE BEER, IT'S A LATE LATE NIGHT, NO ONE TO FEAR! [Video]
[Hello, city. You get TWO sets of video. They're set to split-screen, but by clicking around, you can choose to focus on just one or the other.]
[They're set on the hoods of two Toyota Lexus LSes - very pricy hybrid cars. From the view of one car, you can see another Lexus LS, sitting on the roof of a building right around the city center - the car has had a Totenkopf symbol spraypainted onto the hood of the car, with rainbows painted over the entirety of the rest of it. The tires are jumbo sized. In the windows are an array of bobbleheads. At the driver seat is Barney - crazy girl Barney, not that other Barney. She's in a banana suit.]
[From the view of the other car, another Lexus LS can be seen, sitting on an opposite rooftop. It's painted like the ceiling of the sistine chapel, only god is now Jimi Hendrix, and he's reaching out to touch the finger of a gorgeous tanned thai transsexual. At the driver seat? Tank. She's dressed like a kangaroo.]
ECO FRIENDLY DESTRUCTION DERBY, BARNEY!
I'M INCREDIBLY FUCKING HORNY RIGHT NOW, TANK! ALSO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT KRAMER IS A RACIST! THESE THOUGHTS ARE UNRELATED!
ON THREE! ONE, TWO-
[They both hit the gas, and screech off their respective roofs at maximum speed, hitting shoddily built jumps they'd prepared only minutes before. They sail through the air, Dukes of Hazzard style, screaming wildly, excitedly.]
[Then they crash right into each other, at god knows how high in the air.]
[Then the video goes out.]
[They're set on the hoods of two Toyota Lexus LSes - very pricy hybrid cars. From the view of one car, you can see another Lexus LS, sitting on the roof of a building right around the city center - the car has had a Totenkopf symbol spraypainted onto the hood of the car, with rainbows painted over the entirety of the rest of it. The tires are jumbo sized. In the windows are an array of bobbleheads. At the driver seat is Barney - crazy girl Barney, not that other Barney. She's in a banana suit.]
[From the view of the other car, another Lexus LS can be seen, sitting on an opposite rooftop. It's painted like the ceiling of the sistine chapel, only god is now Jimi Hendrix, and he's reaching out to touch the finger of a gorgeous tanned thai transsexual. At the driver seat? Tank. She's dressed like a kangaroo.]
ECO FRIENDLY DESTRUCTION DERBY, BARNEY!
I'M INCREDIBLY FUCKING HORNY RIGHT NOW, TANK! ALSO I JUST FOUND OUT THAT KRAMER IS A RACIST! THESE THOUGHTS ARE UNRELATED!
ON THREE! ONE, TWO-
[They both hit the gas, and screech off their respective roofs at maximum speed, hitting shoddily built jumps they'd prepared only minutes before. They sail through the air, Dukes of Hazzard style, screaming wildly, excitedly.]
[Then they crash right into each other, at god knows how high in the air.]
[Then the video goes out.]