VI. [Permavoice]

[lionofolympus]

Fair citizenry! I dost need to tell you all this. The KFC culinary creation, with the cheese and the bacon and the chicken instead of bread?

IT DOTH BE DELICIOUS.

Nay, it is Olympian in tastiness!

Comments

[70_pull_weight]

Chicken instead of bread...?

[lionofolympus]

Indeed! Tis bacon and cheese between fried chicken layers!

[70_pull_weight]

How do you eat it?

[lionofolympus]

Happily!

[meangreenmama]

If you keep eating all this junk food, honey, you're gonna end up with a God-Sized belly.

[lionofolympus]

Tis just a matter of exercise, fair Jennifer!

[meangreenmama]

Minute on the lips, forever on the hips, that's all I'm saying!

[lionofolympus]

Perhaps without the metabolism of a demigod, ha ha!

[bluffing_ruffle]

Revolting.

[lionofolympus]

Far from it!

[bluffing_ruffle]

Unless your superpower is to have a supernaturally powerful digestive system, I must say that I can hear both your gallbladder exploding and your arteries choking themselves from here.

[lionofolympus]

I dost be a demigod. Cholesterol tis no match for my organs.

Voice; Translated from Japanese

[erasemeplz]

Cheese, bacon and chicken...?

... Sounds good.

[lionofolympus]

Indeed, tis what I said.

[erasemeplz]

Is it expensive?

[lionofolympus]

Verily, it is not!

[saint_sami]

Blegh...!

H-How...? How can you eat that?! That sounds so gross! AND unhealthy!

[lionofolympus]

I put it in my mouth, chew, then swallow! Ha ha!

[saint_sami]

But, that's just... bleh!

I don't know how you can handle all that!

...

Forgive me for speaking up, though, it's just that I'm a cook and hearing about something like that... well...

[lionofolympus]

Forsooth, everyone tis entitled to thy opinion.