VI. [Permavoice]

[lionofolympus]

Fair citizenry! I dost need to tell you all this. The KFC culinary creation, with the cheese and the bacon and the chicken instead of bread?

IT DOTH BE DELICIOUS.

Nay, it is Olympian in tastiness!

Comments

[meangreenmama]

If you keep eating all this junk food, honey, you're gonna end up with a God-Sized belly.

[lionofolympus]

Tis just a matter of exercise, fair Jennifer!

[meangreenmama]

Minute on the lips, forever on the hips, that's all I'm saying!

[lionofolympus]

Perhaps without the metabolism of a demigod, ha ha!

[meangreenmama]

So do demigods do Pilates or what?

[lionofolympus]

Depends! Dost Pilates be a beautiful maiden?

[meangreenmama]

No, silly. Pilates is a kind of exercise regimen.

[lionofolympus]

Ha ha. Twas just a little joke.

My exercises doth be more... old school. Running, jumping, swimming. Wrestling great beasts.

[meangreenmama]

Where on Earth do you find great beasts to wrestle in this town?

[lionofolympus]

Forsooth, tis been hard to keep up that part of the regimen.

[meangreenmama]

I was gonna say, if you're sneaking into the bear exhibit at Central Park Zoo...

[lionofolympus]

...Dost thou think I could make arrangements for such a thing?

[meangreenmama]

I doubt it! The animal rights activists and P.E.T.A would be all over you faster than you could say "cease and desist."

[lionofolympus]

Pfffft. Dost they forget animals doth like sport, as well?

[meangreenmama]

Um, they're kind of a humorless bunch, actually. I don't think they think of it like that at all.

[lionofolympus]

They would prefer to coddle animals like children?

Dost they not watch the normal behavior of these beasts?