VI. [Permavoice]

[lionofolympus]

Fair citizenry! I dost need to tell you all this. The KFC culinary creation, with the cheese and the bacon and the chicken instead of bread?

IT DOTH BE DELICIOUS.

Nay, it is Olympian in tastiness!

Comments

[bluffing_ruffle]

Revolting.

[lionofolympus]

Far from it!

[bluffing_ruffle]

Unless your superpower is to have a supernaturally powerful digestive system, I must say that I can hear both your gallbladder exploding and your arteries choking themselves from here.

[lionofolympus]

I dost be a demigod. Cholesterol tis no match for my organs.

[bluffing_ruffle]

Cholesterol, perhaps. What of the sodium?

[lionofolympus]

What of it?

[bluffing_ruffle]

Have enough of it and you'll have a heart the size of a demigod as well.

[lionofolympus]

...I dost already. I am Hercules, son of Zeus.

[FASCINATED]

[bluffing_ruffle]

Metaphorically speaking, si--

...Are you really? As in, the original one of Greek myth?

[lionofolympus]

That doth be me.