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[itsfunkyzeit]

Okay so, some of you ist not believe zat ich am ze amazing political mind. Ich has zerefore decided to share mit you one of mein political theories

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why am I doing this.

[yayashton]

I beg to differ.

My sister was wearing Jimmy Choos when she declared war on the jocks/brainiacs invading out Drama Department.

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[itsfunkyzeit]

Vell zat must be ze shortest war ever. Vat vere ze jocks vearing? Running shoes?

Ja, zose are good. For running away und crying at how unfashionable you are.

Suggested treatment: dressing in a tacky velour sweatsuit

[yayashton]

I think they were wearing "high tops." That's what Chad calls them anyway.

Taylor was wearing Doc Martens - only Gabriella had some even mildly passable shoes. I'm pretty sure they were off-brand ballet flats, though.

[itsfunkyzeit]

Vell, ich is pretty sure ish zere vere seperate schools for people mit good shoes und people mit bad shoes, zat vould solve many problems mit ze educational system.

(Put ze bad shoe schools on remote islands.)

[notsoloyal]

...Shoes.

Your theory -and I use the term lightly- is highly illogical. What shoes someone is wearing has absolutely no effect on war.

[blk_arachnia]

Hun, humans have obsessions with some of the weirdest things. Shoes seems to be among them. Don't question it, just move along.

[notsoloyal]

Hnn, so I've noticed.

[itsfunkyzeit]

Okay Mr. Smarty-Hosen, prove it.

Vhy have no wars been started by people in brand-name shoes?

[darkhours]

[Aigis does not even know where to begin asking what you mean.]

Who is Jimmy Choos?

[itsfunkyzeit]

Jimmy Choo makes ze best shoes.

[darkhours]

Maybe I should buy a pair, then... he sounds like a very important shoemaker.

[itsfunkyzeit]

Ja, you should. Ish ist practically a requirement for being good at life.

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[quantumcatboy]

Zat is ze best you came up vith? Zat shoes vill end all of ze battles?

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[itsfunkyzeit]

Vell, okay, ich vill let you in an another secret.

Shirts are also involved.

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[quantumcatboy]

[Mock surprise] No vay! I had alvays zought people fought in ze nude.

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[itsfunkyzeit]

Vell zen you have learned something today.

Ich vould like to see a nude war, though. Army men have good physiques.

[itsfunkyzeit]

But zey vould own zem. Ich mean, zen no one else vill have to attack people for shoes.