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Okay so, some of you ist not believe zat ich am ze amazing political mind. Ich has zerefore decided to share mit you one of mein political theories.
No one has ever started ze war vhile vearing Jimmy Choos. Coincidence? Ich don't zink so.
So ish ve all buy some Jimmy Choos for ze crazies, ve can all be friends. Friends in fabulous shoes.
Sounds wünderbar, ja? Vassever, no big deal, just a little theory ich thought up all by meinself.
No one has ever started ze war vhile vearing Jimmy Choos. Coincidence? Ich don't zink so.
So ish ve all buy some Jimmy Choos for ze crazies, ve can all be friends. Friends in fabulous shoes.
Sounds wünderbar, ja? Vassever, no big deal, just a little theory ich thought up all by meinself.