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Aug 13, 2009 01:24

Okay so, some of you ist not believe zat ich am ze amazing political mind. Ich has zerefore decided to share mit you one of mein political theories ( Read more... )

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notsoloyal August 13 2009, 07:44:48 UTC

...Shoes.

Your theory -and I use the term lightly- is highly illogical. What shoes someone is wearing has absolutely no effect on war.

blk_arachnia August 13 2009, 07:51:53 UTC

Hun, humans have obsessions with some of the weirdest things. Shoes seems to be among them. Don't question it, just move along.

notsoloyal August 13 2009, 08:00:41 UTC

Hnn, so I've noticed.

itsfunkyzeit August 13 2009, 07:53:30 UTC

Okay Mr. Smarty-Hosen, prove it.

Vhy have no wars been started by people in brand-name shoes?

oh crap TO THE INTERNET! OR AT LEAST THE FASHION CHANNEL. notsoloyal August 13 2009, 08:22:31 UTC

And how are you so certain that none have been? There have been plenty wars amongst your species, and I doubt they kept records or what shoes they were wearing at the start of the war. While attire and appearance does seem to play a role in how people feel, it would not change their views on things. If they are going to start a war, then they will. Regardless of shoes they happen to wearing.

Additionally. Those Jimmy Choos you speak of were not created until 1996, long after many major wars.

itsfunkyzeit August 13 2009, 08:29:00 UTC

How many wars have zere been after 1996?

How many have zere been in ze rest of history?

Exactly.

sokkasm August 13 2009, 08:36:06 UTC

... Don't understand all of it, but his logic's sound.

This guy's got a point.

notsoloyal August 13 2009, 08:49:32 UTC

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I have found a list of at least 21 documented wars, since 1996.

itsfunkyzeit August 14 2009, 00:49:40 UTC

Und how many before zen?

notsoloyal August 14 2009, 01:00:47 UTC

Far more. However 21 wars in 14 years is plenty enough.

yayashton August 13 2009, 07:53:30 UTC

Have you ever seen a department store at Christmas?

notsoloyal August 13 2009, 08:24:47 UTC

...

What's Christmas?

yayashton August 13 2009, 08:28:18 UTC

Christmas.

And while we're at it, Black Friday.

notsoloyal August 13 2009, 08:40:49 UTC

Trivial human holidays...

And how exactly does that have anything to do with the current topic?

yayashton August 13 2009, 08:46:00 UTC

Because little old ladies (and not-so-old ladies) will start wars over the last pair of shoes.

People get killed every year in department store madness.

notsoloyal August 13 2009, 09:00:15 UTC

How foolish.

I suppose the question is then; how many of those wars are over Jimmy Choos, or how many of those participating in those wars are wearing them.

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