Ladies and Gentlemen, I am the proud, official owner of a firearm!

Check it out! It's a Walther PPK-S! .38ACP Calibre, just like James Bond and the Gestapo had.

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After personally witnessing the horrific -- and yet, historic -- events in the Orange Bowl Saturday I swear on the graves of my ancestors that I shall never support the University of Miami EVER AGAIN in any way possible! I shall never give them any financial support. If I happen to ever reproduce (heaven help us if I do!), I shall forbid my ( Read more... )

I apologize for my lack of upbeat posts lately, but I seriously feel like I'm back in Junior High: the level of Hell so gruesome Dante felt he had to omit for the sake of his readers! And yes, my self-esteem has reached a record low ( Read more... )

WHAT is it with men and cannibis??? I really want to know why it is so intriguing to them! I'm all for legalizing it just so that my fucking pothead friends won't have anything to do anymore, and it would keep the blue-collar plebean slobs from making a fortune by selling it to all these little boys in their early and mid 20's! If it were legal, ( Read more... )

Hey all you kids out there! This is a little word of advice from your old Auntie Deedee: If you're gonna have sex, PLEASE do the world a favor and have SAFE sex!:D

( This is one of the most globally tragic examples of what can result from unprotected extra marital sex )

A collage of my interests:

( My Interests Collage! )

OK for those of you new to my F-List, "Penguin" is my ex boyfreind's nickname (mostly because he's looked like one his whole life). Even though we broke up early in 2004 after a five-year relationship, we remained very close friends. My first job after college graduation was at his company, we were so close. However, he committed the ultimate ( Read more... )

It's finally safely in my hands!!! :D Steven Speilberg presents Animaniacs, Season 1!!! OH HAPPY DAY!!! Thank you, Mr. Alfred Guerra... this was the best birthday present EVER!


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DAMNIT, ALFRED! Why didn't you order Animaniacs to my house??? I want to watch it *so* bad!

Stolen from buttfacemakani:

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (I NEED PPLZ!)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  ((unless it's a movie or something nerdilicious, I hate tv))
✓ I own lots of books.  (I live... ( Read more... )

Hello, my name is Deedee, I'm 24, and I watch HBO's Classical Baby and it makes me cry!

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EDIT: I also have the lyrics to Animaniacs' "The Monkey Song" mysteriously memorized! ... I'm in clinical need of a life!