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Folklorist: I AM SPRINGHEELED HACK
Folklorist: Breathes flames of oblique misery into your face and springs into the nearest starbucks

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8:44 am Can I please Borrow your prisma markers? I need them for this thing here. I cant just use them at your house because I am being a hermit crab. That shell... that fuckin' shell...
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tonight i am going out to Henderson.
we are going to plan the destruction of the world.
i would advise you all to stock up on breakfast cereals like smart, notoriously pernicious, drugfree Wisconsinians
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION MAKE YOUR TIME
okay, i exaggerate. a little.
ciao

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