Boat drinks, fruit boats
Folklorist: I AM SPRINGHEELED HACK
Folklorist: Breathes flames of oblique misery into your face and springs into the nearest starbucks
<--- (looking just like that! Yeah bitches!)
Bird: They’re closed til eight, nighb (sic)
Folklorist: What are you, the moderator? Then I jumped through their motherfucking window
Bird: Seriously. Every starbucks in the world closed for three hours today
Folklorist: Fruit boat fruit boat fruit boat frutti
Bird: Like your mom
Folklorist: Thanks. That one gave me a real live stroke
Bird: It’s true. People started coming into my work around five wanting to know where the free coffee was. Since clearly if starbucks is closed then anarchy reigns in every other coffee shop
Folklorist: Coffee bean and tea leaf were giving away free drinks. I think they were boat drinks
Bird: Boat drinks.
Folklorist: DID I STUTTER
Bird: BOAT DRINKS, GETCHER BOAT DRINKS, BOAT DRINKS HERE, DRINKS YOU CAN SINK A BOAT IN, CALLING ALL LARD-ASSED SOCCER MOMS
Bird: NO!!! Don’t poison the rich!
Folklorist: The poison fruit! We found it in the boats
Bird: Coffee bean and tea boats
Folklorist: Forbidden Bean fruits, bird boats
Bird: Can you show me the free boats menu, please? I heard about it on the radio.
Folklorist: Sorry, we rescinded that offer when the boats were overrun with fruit. Hambucks might be open now
Bird: HAMBUCKS
Bird is
greyheaven
Folklorist: Breathes flames of oblique misery into your face and springs into the nearest starbucks
<--- (looking just like that! Yeah bitches!)
Bird: They’re closed til eight, nighb (sic)
Folklorist: What are you, the moderator? Then I jumped through their motherfucking window
Bird: Seriously. Every starbucks in the world closed for three hours today
Folklorist: Fruit boat fruit boat fruit boat frutti
Bird: Like your mom
Folklorist: Thanks. That one gave me a real live stroke
Bird: It’s true. People started coming into my work around five wanting to know where the free coffee was. Since clearly if starbucks is closed then anarchy reigns in every other coffee shop
Folklorist: Coffee bean and tea leaf were giving away free drinks. I think they were boat drinks
Bird: Boat drinks.
Folklorist: DID I STUTTER
Bird: BOAT DRINKS, GETCHER BOAT DRINKS, BOAT DRINKS HERE, DRINKS YOU CAN SINK A BOAT IN, CALLING ALL LARD-ASSED SOCCER MOMS
Bird: NO!!! Don’t poison the rich!
Folklorist: The poison fruit! We found it in the boats
Bird: Coffee bean and tea boats
Folklorist: Forbidden Bean fruits, bird boats
Bird: Can you show me the free boats menu, please? I heard about it on the radio.
Folklorist: Sorry, we rescinded that offer when the boats were overrun with fruit. Hambucks might be open now
Bird: HAMBUCKS
Bird is
greyheaven