So I was scrolling through my Tumblr dash and this link came up with an order to put your OTP into the fields that came up.
Apparently it's like a promotional site for some homosexual erotica, and to entice readers the site gives you a free "personalized" demo of what the book would be like if you inserted characters of your choice into the story.

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Thanks a lot, DEARS.

Because of all of the MAGNUM, boobie, G and You smex talk and everything in-between, Bondage Radio is now following me.
I didn't even know such a thing existed.
And I wouldn't be surprised if I got more followers like that.

I hate you all Dx;;

So, thanks to a twitter conversation with omg_its_gackt and kira_nari, I now know the real reason why G keeps chasin' them pigeons and squirrels.
Because he uses animals to make his junk look bigger.
Because he got teased as a little kid.

Anyway I just remembered that my favorite 2D animated tv show, Phineas and Ferb, has a song that is just perfect for this occasion.
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Google....changed it's name... to... Topeka?
And the city of Topeka, Kansas... is now Google, Kansas?

*insert the number of years this will take to get used to + the cries of millions of frustrated and confused peoples*

...
I bet it's an April Fool's thing.
Least I hope it is.
Because saying "I Topeka'd it" is just... vomit on my tounge. xD

.... Can I say how outrageously hilarious I find this all?
You have S.E.X. Japan, STARGACKTS, G Condoms, etc. etc. etc.
And now this.
I don't know what to make of it all really. 90% is laughing her head off while the other 10% is going WTF and wondering where the hell he comes up with all of this.
In other news, the demand for chicken has just ( Read more... )

... I have free time.
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W.
T.
F.......?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?

Finals are next week, yet I don't have anything that requires vigorous work and time put into it (well, ex-nay the CD thing, I can only do that at school where the PS is..).
.. How the hell did that happen?!

*dashes like mad to work on Project G.*