So I was scrolling through my Tumblr dash and
this link came up with an order to put your OTP into the fields that came up.
Apparently it's like a promotional site for some homosexual erotica, and to entice readers the site gives you a free "personalized" demo of what the book would be like if you inserted characters of your choice into the story.
So naturally I decided on Gackt and You:
Enjoy the crack that follows: