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[bitingcynicism]

[The December month brings many interesting things to camp so perhaps you're not all that shocked to come across a disgruntled and elaborately groomed and costumed emu and a gorgeous white horse in the middle of a kicking contest nearby the stables

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[lipstickittoyou]

*Is this the real life...*

[bitingcynicism]

[Is it a dream?

Also, trying to snatch at Lily's reins.]

I knew stabling you two close to each other was a stupid idea!

[lipstickittoyou]

Zero.

[bitingcynicism]

[Turning at that, which means Lily is going to break free and go at Ferdy with several violent kicks on her hind legs.]

[littlestdeath]

[running over]

Lily, don't eat Ferdinand!

[bitingcynicism]

Machika?

[littlestdeath]

Zero. You're not a mongoose anymore.

[bitingcynicism]

[Might be blocking the way to the animal feud.]

No. Careful around them. Lily's in a bad mood.

[redemption_fail]

*looking over*

That's no way to treat a perfectly good horse and . . . whatever that is.

[bitingcynicism]

[I'm trying to calm down said horse by trying to get a handle on her reins.]

Stay over there and be quiet.

[redemption_fail]

I hope you're an expert at handling giant birds then. *but not moving any closer because the two animals look vicious*

[bitingcynicism]

[THEY ARE!]

I'm more worried about the horse right now!

[Might be dodging a few kicks from Emu!Ferdy. With amazing agility I might add.]

[skirtindanger]

-- Woah! Those two are really at it...

[bitingcynicism]

Stay back!

[skirtindanger]

Believe me, I'm not getting involved!

[bitingcynicism]

Good.

[Will be trying to wrangle some reins while Lily decides to resort to back-kicks.]

[verypointed]

[. . . that emu really is still around]

[bitingcynicism]

[It is indeed and putting up a fairly good fight since its kicks are just as spectacular.]

[verypointed]

[A horse and an emu fights for a master's affections. How sweet.]

[bitingcynicism]

[Maybe the horse said something fresh about the emu's costume. THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW.]