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[bitingcynicism]

[The December month brings many interesting things to camp so perhaps you're not all that shocked to come across a disgruntled and elaborately groomed and costumed emu and a gorgeous white horse in the middle of a kicking contest nearby the stables

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[lipstickittoyou]

*Is this the real life...*

[bitingcynicism]

[Is it a dream?

Also, trying to snatch at Lily's reins.]

I knew stabling you two close to each other was a stupid idea!

[lipstickittoyou]

Zero.

[bitingcynicism]

[Turning at that, which means Lily is going to break free and go at Ferdy with several violent kicks on her hind legs.]

[lipstickittoyou]

Ah! *Running over to try and drag the emu away*

[bitingcynicism]

[No no that's the OPPOSITE of what I wanted! Running over to pull her from the animal gladiators.]

Ebi!

[lipstickittoyou]

Go calm Lily down!

[bitingcynicism]

Trying. Keep your distance from them.

[lipstickittoyou]

Yes.

[bitingcynicism]

[Will attempt to intervene here.]

[lipstickittoyou]

*Mrrrrr*

[bitingcynicism]

[It goes fairly well, except for the kick or two Ferdy gets in, which probably does draw blood...]

[lipstickittoyou]

*Gonna clean you up then*

[bitingcynicism]

[You can do that once I manage to lead Lily back to non-emu areas. Might also be fussing over her to calm her down, ignoring injury and all that.]

[lipstickittoyou]

*Yes sir*

[bitingcynicism]

... Ebi?