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[bitingcynicism]

[The December month brings many interesting things to camp so perhaps you're not all that shocked to come across a disgruntled and elaborately groomed and costumed emu and a gorgeous white horse in the middle of a kicking contest nearby the stables

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[verypointed]

[. . . that emu really is still around]

[bitingcynicism]

[It is indeed and putting up a fairly good fight since its kicks are just as spectacular.]

[verypointed]

[A horse and an emu fights for a master's affections. How sweet.]

[bitingcynicism]

[Maybe the horse said something fresh about the emu's costume. THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW.]

[verypointed]

Is everything alright?

[bitingcynicism]

[Trying to get close to horse to calm her down...]

She's just agitated. Be careful.

[verypointed]

Because of the bird?

[bitingcynicism]

Maybe. She has moods.

[verypointed]

The horse has moods?

[bitingcynicism]

A few.

[verypointed]

[...]

I see.

[bitingcynicism]

Make sure nobody else gets close.

[Welp, going to attempt wild animal intervention.]