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Camp Merchandise Post!

Aug 25, 2011 18:16

[Today in Camp you might notice a stall selling Camp souvenirs! A lot of it is your usual touristy junk like purple gorilla plush toys and cliché slogany T-shirts like I ♥ CFUD). But you might notice a few shirts that make no fucking sense. (as well as one catered to the many amnesiac tourists)

And a life sized cardboard cut out that is displaying ( Read more... )

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pussyfortono August 26 2011, 01:18:41 UTC

. . . why are you doing this?

marypoopins August 26 2011, 01:24:20 UTC

Hey, if it puts me through college.

[shrugs]

pussyfortono August 26 2011, 01:25:49 UTC

College?

marypoopins August 26 2011, 01:39:50 UTC

I need Money. Cash. Dough. The Benjamins.

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easybreezyidiot August 26 2011, 01:18:50 UTC

Aw, man, why didn't I think of this?! I could have made a killing!

marypoopins August 26 2011, 01:20:32 UTC

I'll let you have a percentage of the profits if you help out.

easybreezyidiot August 26 2011, 01:23:19 UTC

Seriously? Sweet deal.

marypoopins August 26 2011, 01:40:39 UTC

That's if some asshole doesn't try to get me arrested first.

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dadisdumb August 26 2011, 01:20:02 UTC

[ I may as well take a look around!!! ARE THERE BARNABY MERCHANDISE ]

marypoopins August 26 2011, 01:21:42 UTC

[POSTCARD BOOK OF CAMP'S RESIDENT HOTTIES. They look like paparazzi styled photos of celebrities]

dadisdumb August 26 2011, 01:44:19 UTC

[ She's taking that, then! ]

How much is this for?

marypoopins August 26 2011, 02:32:31 UTC

[is nice to other girls and would feel pretty bad about scamming them, so she's mentioning a reasonable price.]

...But you know, you can probably just find the real deal right here in camp.

lolipop_get August 26 2011, 01:21:12 UTC

Whoa, good job there.

marypoopins August 26 2011, 01:23:21 UTC

Hey, welcome back!

Got to strike now before they realize this place isn't worth remembering.

lolipop_get August 26 2011, 01:57:53 UTC

Thanks~

You'll be doing them a favor, anyway. This place is like a spoilers landmine field, right now.

marypoopins August 26 2011, 02:35:28 UTC

Honestly this doesn't feel like a real no-fourth-wall event if we still have watch what we say.

forevermadao August 26 2011, 01:21:13 UTC

Wait just a minute, young lady. Do you have the licensing rights to this stuff? You could get the pants sued off us if you're not careful!

marypoopins August 26 2011, 01:25:36 UTC

I'm Chinese (sort of). We perfected bootlegging.

forevermadao August 26 2011, 01:26:43 UTC

Well, if you're sure you won't get busted... Do you need a clerk, by any chance?

marypoopins August 26 2011, 02:02:16 UTC

Hm... I would have to think about that.

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