Camp Merchandise Post!

[marypoopins]

[Today in Camp you might notice a stall selling Camp souvenirs! A lot of it is your usual touristy junk like purple gorilla plush toys and cliché slogany T-shirts like I ♥ CFUD). But you might notice a few shirts that make no fucking sense. (as well as one catered to the many amnesiac tourists)

And a life sized cardboard cut out that is displaying

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[forevermadao]

Wait just a minute, young lady. Do you have the licensing rights to this stuff? You could get the pants sued off us if you're not careful!

[marypoopins]

I'm Chinese (sort of). We perfected bootlegging.

[forevermadao]

Well, if you're sure you won't get busted... Do you need a clerk, by any chance?

[marypoopins]

Hm... I would have to think about that.

[forevermadao]

Okay, but just don't wait until all the customers have gone home.

[marypoopins]

Okay, you're in. Lemme get you a contract.

[that is a horrible disadvantage to Madao and in case they do get arrested, Madao will accept fill responsibility. But it's all hidden within tl;dr.]

[forevermadao]

Okay, um... I guess this all looks okay. [Puts his seal on it :|b]

[marypoopins]

[you sure are lucky you're not qualified to become a magical girl]