Camp Merchandise Post!

[marypoopins]

[Today in Camp you might notice a stall selling Camp souvenirs! A lot of it is your usual touristy junk like purple gorilla plush toys and cliché slogany T-shirts like I ♥ CFUD). But you might notice a few shirts that make no fucking sense. (as well as one catered to the many amnesiac tourists)

And a life sized cardboard cut out that is displaying

Comments

[easybreezyidiot]

Aw, man, why didn't I think of this?! I could have made a killing!

[marypoopins]

I'll let you have a percentage of the profits if you help out.

[easybreezyidiot]

Seriously? Sweet deal.

[marypoopins]

That's if some asshole doesn't try to get me arrested first.

[easybreezyidiot]

It's cool, the jail got eaten. Besides, what's illegal about this?

[marypoopins]

Nothing! Buyer beware, right?

[easybreezyidiot]

Exactly.

[marypoopins]

Even if there was still a jail, it probably wouldn't be able to hold me anyway.

[easybreezyidiot]

Oh yeah? Why?

[marypoopins]

Well, a human prison. I'm pretty strong.

[easybreezyidiot]

You're a freak?

[marypoopins]

Rude.

[easybreezyidiot]

Well, are you?

[marypoopins]

Alien.

[easybreezyidiot]

From what planet?

[marypoopins]

Dunno. It was a dingy place anyway. No seasons, it just rained all the time.