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[sadomasokillhim]

[In a clear area, there's one Sougo with a pile of rocks near him. Across him is a small blue cat with a badminton racket on its mouth.]

Oi, Yamazaki! You can't be the real Yamazaki if you can't play badminton!

Come on! We don't have shuttlecocks here, so we have to use rocks. Make sure you hit them back, all right?

[Do you want to join them

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[dancemecanique]

What are you doing?

[sadomasokillhim]

Badminton.

[dancemecanique]

I didn't know badminton was played by throwing rocks at cats.

[sadomasokillhim]

He doesn't know how to play it yet, so I'm teaching him.

[forevermadao]

This doesn't really sound all that safe.

[sadomasokillhim]

The life of the Shinsengumi is never safe.

[forevermadao]

Do you guys at least get decent health benefits?

[sadomasokillhim]

Yeah, we do.

[marypoopins]

That kitten doesn't want to be like that useless Jimmy anyway.

[sadomasokillhim]

[running to it and covering its ears]

Don't corrupt him!

[marypoopins]

You're the one doing the corrupting! What are you going to do with those rocks?

[sadomasokillhim]

I'm teaching him how to play badminton. Go away already. No one wants to learn anything from you.

[thecatsmeooow]

[suddenly, a much bigger cat.]

I don't think that's a good idea.

[sadomasokillhim]

Why not?

[thecatsmeooow]

You obviously have no clue how to look after animals.

[sadomasokillhim]

I feed Yamazaki three times a day.

[brokenclover]

I didn't know cats could play badminton.

[sadomasokillhim]

They can if you teach them.

[brokenclover]

Really? I didn't think they cared enough. Caterina doesn't, at least.

[sadomasokillhim]

You have a cat too?