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[sadomasokillhim]

[In a clear area, there's one Sougo with a pile of rocks near him. Across him is a small blue cat with a badminton racket on its mouth.]

Oi, Yamazaki! You can't be the real Yamazaki if you can't play badminton!

Come on! We don't have shuttlecocks here, so we have to use rocks. Make sure you hit them back, all right?

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[dancemecanique]

What are you doing?

[sadomasokillhim]

Badminton.

[dancemecanique]

I didn't know badminton was played by throwing rocks at cats.

[sadomasokillhim]

He doesn't know how to play it yet, so I'm teaching him.

[dancemecanique]

By injuring him.

[sadomasokillhim]

It's tough love.

[dancemecanique]

It's stupid.

[sadomasokillhim]

The real Yamazaki always gets hit by people, so this shouldn't be a problem for the cat Yamazaki.

[dancemecanique]

A cat is different from a human, you moron.

[sadomasokillhim]

They can be the same if you look at them differently.

[dancemecanique]

...if you hurt that cat, you'll be in serious trouble.

[sadomasokillhim]

Why?

[dancemecanique]

Because people like cats around here.

[sadomasokillhim]

I like cats too.

[dancemecanique]

See? My point is proven.

[sadomasokillhim]

That doesn't mean I can't teach Yamazaki how to play badminton.